NFL 20 Episode 39- Ready to Get Hurt Again!

 

Welcome back to the NFL20 podcast!

This week (slash YEAR!) we look ahead to the best part of the NFL Season- the Draft! We go through some of the top prospects, or as Amberish calls them the elite of the elite of the top of the elite. Does Aidan Hutchinson like to dance? Does Sauce Gardner really like sauce? Is Kenny Pickett a Magic the Gathering fiend?? All will be revealed.

And, with Alex Kay out with a torn sleeping schedule, Andrew must face the fury of Amberish's cryptic clues alone!!! How will he fare? Only one way to find out!

Enjoy!

 

 

NFL 20 Episode 38- Ear Test Sunday

Welcome back to the NFL20 podcast!

That's right kids it's Draft time again, which means we had to get back now perma-member Alex Kay to help guide us through the top six prospects.

Find out if Trevor Lawrence really has a ginger artist brother. Is Kyle Pitts really that good at percentiles? And what Call That A Bet Sir will Amberish audible into during the Zach Wilson segment? Off-platform throw!

But that's not all. We also recap last pod's Call That A Bet Sir (spoilers, it went badly for Amberish) AND we have an NFL20 first- a singing contest! Which NFL20 host needs to get his ears checked?!

All that and much more on the latest episode of one of Greater Whetstone's top four NFL podcasts!

NFL20 Episode 35- Offseason AFC Roundup

Welcome back to the NFL20 Podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area!

Big news for Big Tony's cousin this week, as we reveal the Patriots have drafted an offensive lineman from Denmark. That's all part of our offseason rundown of the AFC, including the biggest free agency moves, coaching changes and draft picks.

Amberish continues his love affair with Joe Flacco, and we join the bandwagon in thinking the Colts are now good. Will a combo of jailings/suspensions/Madden covers be enough to stop Kansas City? We don't know, but we'll take a random guess at it. How good are Cleveland now? Are the Steelers officially garbage? Will Alex Kay answer his phone? All will be revealed in this hour long episode!

NFC wraps will follow next week!

NFL20 Ep34- Oily Discs and Playoff Picks (in association with Adam Vinatieri)

Welcome back to the NFL20 Podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area, and this week in association with Adam Vinatieri!

 

Well, it's 2019 and Amberish and Andrew have returned from their travels (and stopped playing Red Dead Redemption 2) just long enough to fit in a sleek new episode of NFL20.

This week/month the dudes dive into the promising batch of games for the wild card weekend. Amberish's guaranteed money* system takes on Andrew's brain and the two mighty machines mostly agree one the winners- should Andrew be worried for his humanity?

Elsewhere we find out the breadth of Andrew's Ultimate Frisbee knowledge as he possibly invents a new type of throw, Amberish calls Joe Flacco average (again), and the guys seem to figure out that Khalil Mack is good. All this and more on the latest droppings from the NFL20 tree!

NFL20 Ep 33- Quick Armpit Relief

Welcome back young and handsome fans of NFL20!

It's only been a few weeks since the last episode, kind of, and here come Amberish and Andrew again to sort the men from the boys; it's the scientific prediction of who will win each division! That's right 8 guaranteed predictions for you to unwisely gamble your money on. Or you could just listen for the jokes.

As well as running through the divisional probabilities, we also get Madden 19 to simulate who will win the Superbowl. Doesn't get more scientific than that. Stay tuned for surprise results, another visit from Johnny Manziel, and not one, but TWO Anthony Sobati shoutouts! Not to mention the first ever breaking news story in NFL20 history! It's the perfect remedy for any hot, stuffy tube journey.

NFL20 Ep 32 Part 1

Ahoy there NFL20 diehards!

Well, although it's the off-season Amberish and Andrew just couldn't leave it alone. Welcome in EP 32- one of many off-season specials (probably about 3 or something) coming your way between now and September.

Despite Andrew skipping the Super Bowl because it was so obviously going to result in a Patriots win, the boys recap that insignificant game. Then, it's on to speculating about which QB will land where in free agency and the draft. Warning, contains copious amounts of information taken from other peoples' mock drafts. Amberish continues to love Sam Bradford, hate Joe Flacco, and is bereft of stats for once.

However, never fear, this is just Part 1 or two parts of this pod, the next of which will be uploaded in mere minutes! Mwaaahahahahahaaaaa!

NFL20 Ep 30- The One With All the Sphincters

NFL20 reaches the grand old 3-0, and Amberish and Andrew celebrate by, erm, talking about NFL.

This week you'll hear interesting facts about the human body and the football fans of LA. We take an in-depth look at a trio of games from the week that was Week 1, and Amberish heroically whizzes through the rest of those games, leaving a destructive trail of jokes in his wake.

Then, naturally, the boyz look forward to the Saints @ Panthers, Seahawks @ Titans and Chiefs @ Chargers tilts. Statistical probabilities of victory are of course provided, but not before we reveal our second DESEAN/SHONE/SHAUN OF THE WEEK winner!

Thanks to all who listen, and responding to fan feedback which felt that Ep 29 left out too much of the endearing banter and bullshit that NFL20 is known for, the guys have chucked all that stuff right back in! Rock 'n roll!

Don't forget everyone, you can tweet us @nfl_20, or email us over 140 characters of abuse at nfl20pod@gmail.com. Be like Marta.

Peace out.

Ep 29- Return of the King(s)

Welcome back the fourth biggest NFL studs in the Greater Whetstone area!!

That's right it's Ep 29 of the NFL 20 podcast, Greater Whetstone's fourth most irregular NFL show. After popular demand (three people) demanded our return, we decided to shake off the long, boring off-season, and ignore that snoozeworthy Super Bowl, and get back into action with Week 1 reviews, including the Monday night games which hadn't happened at the time of recording. We called the Saints @ Vikings game slightly wrong, but give Amberish credit for pretty much nailing the Chargers @ Broncos matchup!

Elsewhere, we announce some actual fan-mail (from a GIRL no less), cover Brock Osweiler's handsomeness, and unveil a semi-exciting new weekly award. And if that wasn't enough, we even preview some fiery Week 2 matchups- Patriots @ Saints, Packers @ Falcons, and the Super Bowl preview Eagles @ Chiefs, complete with bettings odds guaranteed to win you money!*. Who needs David Johnson when you have Amberish and Andrew- two fantasy studs! Bwaargh.

This bumper one hour episode goes out to all our loyal fans. Hang about until the end to hear Andrew work remedial tiger penis medicine into an NFL joke! S'brilliant I tell you.

p.s. sorry we didn't make an episode for nine months.


*not guaranteed

Ep 28- Wildcards and Gladrags

It's here- NFL20 Ep 28!

A mere 2 or 3 weeks after our last pod, Whetstone's fourth biggest NFL studs are back with more American Foozball goodness.

This week it's about the Wildcard previews, as teams good and shit from all over the NFL fight over who gets to lose to New England. Even Minnesota has its part to play. Featuring as usual are some terrible puns, two of which we apologize for (and many which we don't). Who's that Other Guy in Oakland's backfield? Will A-A-ron Rodgers outclass Eli in the cold? How in the world can Miami keep up with the Steelers? And just how will ex-basketball player John Fant hold up against a sterling Detroit pass rush? We don't know any of this, but we guessed.

Also included is a free guaranteed* money-making scheme known as Amberish's Superbowl probabilities. Which is ironic because Amberish received a scam phone call during the making of this pod. But our man has shrugged off the heated attentions of 'Kate Mark' at 'Digital Network Services' and laid down the percentages of each team winning the Superb Owl, and one team has come out on top. By quite a long way. And it ain't Miami.

Live long and prosper!

*not guaranteed

Ep 27- A Sci-Fi Prediction Adventure

Welcome to Ep 27, NFL20 fanboys!

Due to Amberish being utterly swamped with wearing pyjamas, and deciding which pyjamas to wear, he was unable to edit this week's pod. It has unfortunately fallen to me, Andrew, the professional editor, to do it AGAIN. Bloody foreigners.

This week we begin with some antipasti, a delicious meat board of last week's amazing Week 10 games. There's no baloney on this board, it's like constant bresaola. Bresaola kicks ass.

Then, we preview some of Week 11's classiest games- Baltimore @ Dallas, Houston @ Oakland (@ Mexico) and Philly @ Seattle. Find out the definitive facts* on how the Cowboys will handle the Prescott/Romo situation, how Carson Wentz will fare in Boom Town (complete with interruption from Richard 'The Best' Sherman) and what the hell an 80s German pop song has to do with Brock Osweiler and his adventures in Meheeco.

As if that wasn't enough, we'll also be making you tonnes of guaranteed money** by jacking into the sci-fi world of Amberish's game-prediction system to figure out probable winners for all 8 divisions! It's a lot of hard work we're all grateful we don't have to do, just like bin man Blake Bortles's job.

All that and not much more on a bumper episode of the NFL20 Podcast! 

Thanks to BioWare and Nena for totally giving us permission to use their wonderful music in this episode.

*not facts really, our opinion
** #notguaranteed

NFL20 Ep 25- Big Sexy AFC Off-Season Shiz

Hiiiii-dee-hoowww!

It's time for NFL20 Episode 25, in which Amberish and Andrew rip through the entire conference like a big, sexy fire, recapping all the major free agency and draft moves the teams have been making.

Find out the root of why Amberish says 'Mike Waaaaaaallace' in that weird way he does, and how Andrew looks like a tennis ball these days. Not to mention- the inside track on how the division standings will end up, thanks to Amberish and his Predictor-tron simulating the season 500 times! The man is never wrong*!

Episode also includes a record-breaking number of wicked musical interludes, which we totally got the licence for.

*sometimes they don't work

NFL20 Episode 23

Welcome to NFL20 Ep 23!

Yes, after another mini-hiatus super-studs Andrew and Amberish are back. Amberish is finally back in the UK, meaning no more Skype podcasts, and you can clearly tell the difference in audio quality (totally).

This week we look at THE DIVISIONAL ROUND, as well as the Wild Card matches that just happened. Dirty, dirty Pittsburgh and 27th-ranked Washington get handled, while our detailed analysis for Carolina v Seattle goes as far as naming one, then all three of the surfaces on which that game will be played. On the way to predicting our Divisional winners we find out some interesting facts about the inventor of Segways, and Amberish's system odds on who'll win the Superb-Owl.

Caution, like every other piece of media released in the last 6 months, contains Star Wars spoilers.

NFL20 Episode 22

Welcome back to the NFL20 Podcast!

After another ‘brief’ hiatus, Whetstone’s (fourth) finest NFL minds are back with our FOURTH (not third like Andrew said in the pod itself) episode of the season. In Week 11. Naturally.

This installment sees the return of various joyous NFL20 tropes old and new. Amberish gets to rip Rob Ryan properly this time. There’s a mention of the famous 37-Burger, as well as ghostly Hakeem Nicks alter-ego Akiem Hicks, and the return of our perhaps-confusing use of James Bond actors to denote how well Andy Dalton is playing*.

Elsewhere Andrew bets that Peyton Manning will never play again, we learn a fascinating factoid about baked beans, hear some outlandish Superb-Owl picks (not really) and our fans create an almighty ruckus all episode long- by which we mean Andrew’s laptop fans, and he couldn’t remember how to reduce the noise. Trust me, you get used to it eventually.

Are you ready for some PODBAAALLL??!?!

*It’s a Timothy Dalton reference, Sean Connery being the highest rating on the James Bond scale and George Lazenby being the lowest. This scale can only be applied to Andy Dalton, or I suppose if another quarterback comes in the league with a Bond actor’s surname like…Dave Brosnan or something.

NFL20 Episode 21

NFL 20 Episode 21!

After promising to deliver a podcast to our fans a mere 4 days after Episode 20, Amberish and Andrew return with Episode 21, a mere 3 weeks later.

It's another emotional episode as Amberish continues to sound like a robot (but less so) over Skype, and the words 'Peyton' and 'fail' are said in the same sentence, in fact right next to each other.

Elsewhere, we look at (nearly) all the 5-0 teams in the league and review just how the Colts called in the 2005 Madden All-Stars to beat Tennessee. Other highlights include the resumption of 'Call That A Bet, Sir', a superb Richard Sherman drop, and a bit of Amberish singing which I said I'd edit out, but didn't!

Enjoy!

NFL20 Episode 20!

NFL20 Episode 20!

Join Greater Whetstone's most handsome NFL podcasting duo as we arrive at our momentous 20th Episode, and uncover the NFL's most pressing issues:

-We have the last word on Deflategate. Why? Because we're the only ones still talking about it.
-We delve into the mysteries of the mythical SeaBears game, and find out which marine mammal Jimmy Clausen has been known to throw downfield.
-Meanwhile, everything else is backwards- Amberish and Andrew agree that Carolina will beat the Saints, that Peyton Manning is sh*t (ish), and that the Jets are an awesome team. Unbelievable scenes.






Mini disclaimer- we do hope you are not offended by Amberish's android robot voice, as this episode was made over Skype, and through recording on a mobile phone. Do not fear, Amberish has not yet become a machine.

And stay tuned 'til the end for Andrew's highly original Superbowl pick!*


*not really.

NFL20 Episode 19

Episode 19 of the NFL20 Podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area!

In this slightly-delayed podcast we go on about a few select players from the 2015 NFL draft, and find out which rookie has the dodgiest hairline.

Then, Amberish's favourite topic- a suspensions recap!

And finally, we go over 'Ballgazi', or 'Deflategate' and recap just what the Patriots have been doing to their balls that has everyone all upset.

A real offseason doozy I think you'll agree.

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NFL20 Episode 15- Return of the Kings

Welcome (back) to the NFL20 Podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area!

Firstly we must apologize profusely to our dedicated listeners (both of them) for going missing for over a month. Various cocktails of illnesses and travelling have kept us away from our one true passion- wowing you with our lack of knowledge. But we're back, just in time for the pointy end of the season!

In this week’s episode Amberish tells us about stomach staplings, we hear about that great Broncos
quarterback Walter Payton, and Andrew recalls some Jay Cutler bathroom antics
(which may or may not have happened). Also, we imagine the greatness that would
be Jay Cutler making throws to surprise wide receiver…Carson Palmer. 

NFL 20 Episode 14

Episode 14 of the NFL20 podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area!




This week we finally preview all four AFC North games, the best division in football. We also get down with the latest game reviews and spot bets from the king of numbers- Amberish Jaipuria. AND, we get to hear his Danny Glover impression. It's really good.

*Apologies for the lateness of this upload. While the betting info may not be of as much use, our comedy and insight are timeless we think you'll agree.

NFL20 Episode 13- The One With The Signing Bonus

Episode 13 of the NFL20 Podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area!

A fairly regular episode this week, although it's laughs aplenty as we discuss Allen Bailey's signing bonus, a couple of great moments from the Patriots-Colts game.
And as the regular season draws to its end, we take a look at who's still in the playoff hunt.
There may be the odd dick joke to be heard.