NFL 20 Episode 39- Ready to Get Hurt Again!

 

Welcome back to the NFL20 podcast!

This week (slash YEAR!) we look ahead to the best part of the NFL Season- the Draft! We go through some of the top prospects, or as Amberish calls them the elite of the elite of the top of the elite. Does Aidan Hutchinson like to dance? Does Sauce Gardner really like sauce? Is Kenny Pickett a Magic the Gathering fiend?? All will be revealed.

And, with Alex Kay out with a torn sleeping schedule, Andrew must face the fury of Amberish's cryptic clues alone!!! How will he fare? Only one way to find out!

Enjoy!

 

 

NFL 20 Episode 38- Ear Test Sunday

Welcome back to the NFL20 podcast!

That's right kids it's Draft time again, which means we had to get back now perma-member Alex Kay to help guide us through the top six prospects.

Find out if Trevor Lawrence really has a ginger artist brother. Is Kyle Pitts really that good at percentiles? And what Call That A Bet Sir will Amberish audible into during the Zach Wilson segment? Off-platform throw!

But that's not all. We also recap last pod's Call That A Bet Sir (spoilers, it went badly for Amberish) AND we have an NFL20 first- a singing contest! Which NFL20 host needs to get his ears checked?!

All that and much more on the latest episode of one of Greater Whetstone's top four NFL podcasts!

NFL20 Episode 37- NFL Draft Preview!

Welcome back to the NFL20 podcast!

A very special Triple A edition of your favourite Whetstone-based NFL pod, featuring not only Amberish and Andrew, but also local NFL Draft guru Alex Kay!

Yes, we've wrangled Alex for an entire episode (actually it was his idea) to talk about the upcoming 2020 NFL Draft in all its isolated glory. We've got quick rundowns on 10 of the top prospects, and do 2 Truths and a Lie for all of them. Is Justin Herbert really afraid of milk? Can Andrew Thomas possibly be African American? Was CeeDee Lamb really named after the compact disc?

All that plus an infamous Call That A Bet, Sir (which is once again to do with the Bucs), and we've even got a quintuple hit of Amberish's infamous cryptic clues, all crammed efficiently into a sleek one hour-plus package!

NFL20 Episode 36- NFC Offseason Roundups

Welcome back to the NFL20 podcast!

This time out it's the off-season NFC previews, skating across all 16 team in the National Conference of Football, which is what NFC stands for.

Amberish and Andrew take a look at the Great White North, the travails of Miles Sanders, and the newly-arrived Jordan Howard. Not to mention Washington's major off-season acquisition, an Adrian Peterson road rage interview (not by your fine hosts, who actually know what Adrian Peterson looks like), and we totally mention Carson Wentz's massive new contract, making him the highest paid NFL player ever.....

Ok we didn't mention it, but it's because we recorded this podcast before it happened.

Elsewhere, the boys don't miss the chance to take a final shot at departing Atlanta OC Steve Sarkisian, and red hot news, Amberish thinks Matt Ryan is better than Superbowl winning don, Joe Flacco!

All that and much more from the men in their underwear, keeping that Whestone podcast top four heated until at least training camp starts.

NFL20 Ep 33- Quick Armpit Relief

Welcome back young and handsome fans of NFL20!

It's only been a few weeks since the last episode, kind of, and here come Amberish and Andrew again to sort the men from the boys; it's the scientific prediction of who will win each division! That's right 8 guaranteed predictions for you to unwisely gamble your money on. Or you could just listen for the jokes.

As well as running through the divisional probabilities, we also get Madden 19 to simulate who will win the Superbowl. Doesn't get more scientific than that. Stay tuned for surprise results, another visit from Johnny Manziel, and not one, but TWO Anthony Sobati shoutouts! Not to mention the first ever breaking news story in NFL20 history! It's the perfect remedy for any hot, stuffy tube journey.

NFL20 Ep 30- The One With All the Sphincters

NFL20 reaches the grand old 3-0, and Amberish and Andrew celebrate by, erm, talking about NFL.

This week you'll hear interesting facts about the human body and the football fans of LA. We take an in-depth look at a trio of games from the week that was Week 1, and Amberish heroically whizzes through the rest of those games, leaving a destructive trail of jokes in his wake.

Then, naturally, the boyz look forward to the Saints @ Panthers, Seahawks @ Titans and Chiefs @ Chargers tilts. Statistical probabilities of victory are of course provided, but not before we reveal our second DESEAN/SHONE/SHAUN OF THE WEEK winner!

Thanks to all who listen, and responding to fan feedback which felt that Ep 29 left out too much of the endearing banter and bullshit that NFL20 is known for, the guys have chucked all that stuff right back in! Rock 'n roll!

Don't forget everyone, you can tweet us @nfl_20, or email us over 140 characters of abuse at nfl20pod@gmail.com. Be like Marta.

Peace out.

Ep 29- Return of the King(s)

Welcome back the fourth biggest NFL studs in the Greater Whetstone area!!

That's right it's Ep 29 of the NFL 20 podcast, Greater Whetstone's fourth most irregular NFL show. After popular demand (three people) demanded our return, we decided to shake off the long, boring off-season, and ignore that snoozeworthy Super Bowl, and get back into action with Week 1 reviews, including the Monday night games which hadn't happened at the time of recording. We called the Saints @ Vikings game slightly wrong, but give Amberish credit for pretty much nailing the Chargers @ Broncos matchup!

Elsewhere, we announce some actual fan-mail (from a GIRL no less), cover Brock Osweiler's handsomeness, and unveil a semi-exciting new weekly award. And if that wasn't enough, we even preview some fiery Week 2 matchups- Patriots @ Saints, Packers @ Falcons, and the Super Bowl preview Eagles @ Chiefs, complete with bettings odds guaranteed to win you money!*. Who needs David Johnson when you have Amberish and Andrew- two fantasy studs! Bwaargh.

This bumper one hour episode goes out to all our loyal fans. Hang about until the end to hear Andrew work remedial tiger penis medicine into an NFL joke! S'brilliant I tell you.

p.s. sorry we didn't make an episode for nine months.


*not guaranteed

NFL20 Ep 25- Big Sexy AFC Off-Season Shiz

Hiiiii-dee-hoowww!

It's time for NFL20 Episode 25, in which Amberish and Andrew rip through the entire conference like a big, sexy fire, recapping all the major free agency and draft moves the teams have been making.

Find out the root of why Amberish says 'Mike Waaaaaaallace' in that weird way he does, and how Andrew looks like a tennis ball these days. Not to mention- the inside track on how the division standings will end up, thanks to Amberish and his Predictor-tron simulating the season 500 times! The man is never wrong*!

Episode also includes a record-breaking number of wicked musical interludes, which we totally got the licence for.

*sometimes they don't work

NFL20 Episode 24

Welcome to NFL20 Ep 24!

Well, well. It's Superbowl time, and after taking the piss out of the Pro Bowl, we get right into our predictions. Denver or Carolina? What about Cam's pants? And where does Peyton like to throw the ball? You don't know, but Not-So-Special-Guest Alex Kay does!

Elsewhere we find out other vital information such as; the true lineup of the Backstreet Boys, why Alex Kay has been writing about Dick Moves, and some speculation on Deion Sanders's wardrobe rep.

All in all, a great way to end the season. Apart from when we (maybe) put together an end of season/ draft special.

NFL20 Episode 22

Welcome back to the NFL20 Podcast!

After another ‘brief’ hiatus, Whetstone’s (fourth) finest NFL minds are back with our FOURTH (not third like Andrew said in the pod itself) episode of the season. In Week 11. Naturally.

This installment sees the return of various joyous NFL20 tropes old and new. Amberish gets to rip Rob Ryan properly this time. There’s a mention of the famous 37-Burger, as well as ghostly Hakeem Nicks alter-ego Akiem Hicks, and the return of our perhaps-confusing use of James Bond actors to denote how well Andy Dalton is playing*.

Elsewhere Andrew bets that Peyton Manning will never play again, we learn a fascinating factoid about baked beans, hear some outlandish Superb-Owl picks (not really) and our fans create an almighty ruckus all episode long- by which we mean Andrew’s laptop fans, and he couldn’t remember how to reduce the noise. Trust me, you get used to it eventually.

Are you ready for some PODBAAALLL??!?!

*It’s a Timothy Dalton reference, Sean Connery being the highest rating on the James Bond scale and George Lazenby being the lowest. This scale can only be applied to Andy Dalton, or I suppose if another quarterback comes in the league with a Bond actor’s surname like…Dave Brosnan or something.

NFL20 Episode 21

NFL 20 Episode 21!

After promising to deliver a podcast to our fans a mere 4 days after Episode 20, Amberish and Andrew return with Episode 21, a mere 3 weeks later.

It's another emotional episode as Amberish continues to sound like a robot (but less so) over Skype, and the words 'Peyton' and 'fail' are said in the same sentence, in fact right next to each other.

Elsewhere, we look at (nearly) all the 5-0 teams in the league and review just how the Colts called in the 2005 Madden All-Stars to beat Tennessee. Other highlights include the resumption of 'Call That A Bet, Sir', a superb Richard Sherman drop, and a bit of Amberish singing which I said I'd edit out, but didn't!

Enjoy!

NFL20 Episode 20!

NFL20 Episode 20!

Join Greater Whetstone's most handsome NFL podcasting duo as we arrive at our momentous 20th Episode, and uncover the NFL's most pressing issues:

-We have the last word on Deflategate. Why? Because we're the only ones still talking about it.
-We delve into the mysteries of the mythical SeaBears game, and find out which marine mammal Jimmy Clausen has been known to throw downfield.
-Meanwhile, everything else is backwards- Amberish and Andrew agree that Carolina will beat the Saints, that Peyton Manning is sh*t (ish), and that the Jets are an awesome team. Unbelievable scenes.






Mini disclaimer- we do hope you are not offended by Amberish's android robot voice, as this episode was made over Skype, and through recording on a mobile phone. Do not fear, Amberish has not yet become a machine.

And stay tuned 'til the end for Andrew's highly original Superbowl pick!*


*not really.