NFL20 Ep34- Oily Discs and Playoff Picks (in association with Adam Vinatieri)

Welcome back to the NFL20 Podcast- one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area, and this week in association with Adam Vinatieri!

 

Well, it's 2019 and Amberish and Andrew have returned from their travels (and stopped playing Red Dead Redemption 2) just long enough to fit in a sleek new episode of NFL20.

This week/month the dudes dive into the promising batch of games for the wild card weekend. Amberish's guaranteed money* system takes on Andrew's brain and the two mighty machines mostly agree one the winners- should Andrew be worried for his humanity?

Elsewhere we find out the breadth of Andrew's Ultimate Frisbee knowledge as he possibly invents a new type of throw, Amberish calls Joe Flacco average (again), and the guys seem to figure out that Khalil Mack is good. All this and more on the latest droppings from the NFL20 tree!

NFL20 Ep 33- Quick Armpit Relief

Welcome back young and handsome fans of NFL20!

It's only been a few weeks since the last episode, kind of, and here come Amberish and Andrew again to sort the men from the boys; it's the scientific prediction of who will win each division! That's right 8 guaranteed predictions for you to unwisely gamble your money on. Or you could just listen for the jokes.

As well as running through the divisional probabilities, we also get Madden 19 to simulate who will win the Superbowl. Doesn't get more scientific than that. Stay tuned for surprise results, another visit from Johnny Manziel, and not one, but TWO Anthony Sobati shoutouts! Not to mention the first ever breaking news story in NFL20 history! It's the perfect remedy for any hot, stuffy tube journey.

NFL20 Ep 32 Part 2

We're back baby!

Yes it's a new record, a new episode merely 5 minutes after the previous one. We must thank Amberish and talented Cleveland Browns fan Anthony, a staunch supporter of our podcast, who built a machine which allows us to slow down time, allowing us to talk at normal speed, edit and upload a podcast in just 5 real world human minutes.

SCIENCE!!!!

This one is Part 2 of Ep 32 if you're counting, and here we talk about a few rule changes Amberish and Andrew would like to see in the NFL. No mention yet of mandatory weekly wins for the Cleveand Browns yet though, sorry Big Tony.

We go through The Catch Rule, The Intentional Grounding Rule, The Kickoff Rule, and more, including The N-C-Double-A Crack Baby Wrestling League conundrum.

Enjoy, NFL20 fans!

NFL20 Ep 32 Part 1

Ahoy there NFL20 diehards!

Well, although it's the off-season Amberish and Andrew just couldn't leave it alone. Welcome in EP 32- one of many off-season specials (probably about 3 or something) coming your way between now and September.

Despite Andrew skipping the Super Bowl because it was so obviously going to result in a Patriots win, the boys recap that insignificant game. Then, it's on to speculating about which QB will land where in free agency and the draft. Warning, contains copious amounts of information taken from other peoples' mock drafts. Amberish continues to love Sam Bradford, hate Joe Flacco, and is bereft of stats for once.

However, never fear, this is just Part 1 or two parts of this pod, the next of which will be uploaded in mere minutes! Mwaaahahahahahaaaaa!

NFL20 Ep 31

NFL20 Ep 31

Back Again! Welcome to another episode of the NFL20 podcast, one of the top four NFL podcasts in the Greater Whetstone area.

This week is all about a different flava. We've got some quarterback news, including a segment where we diss Geno Smith, and THE NOTORIOUS!.... IK Enempkali makes an appearance, as does legendary coach Jim Mora.

Speaking of which, we move on to a special rundown of the playoff picture in every division, with Amberish of course providing statistical backup for all his opinions (which are really just reading out stats), thanks to a glorious round of Monte Carlo simulations that have resulted in some interesting findings, and Amberish really wanting to go and lose all his money in Southern France.

Elsewhere, we award our latest DeShaun/Shone/Sean of the Week, and boy is this one a surprise. The defence will literally never see this one coming.

Last but not least, by popular demand, we have re-enlisted our Not-So-Special Guest Alex Kay. We apologize for his long absence, we could not afford his agent fee. He joins us for possibly Amberish's most nonsensical word clue game yet.

Thanks as ever to our 5 fans for listening. And hey, stay tuned in until the very end, you may just find a Marvel-esque outtake waiting for you.

NFL20 Ep 30- The One With All the Sphincters

NFL20 reaches the grand old 3-0, and Amberish and Andrew celebrate by, erm, talking about NFL.

This week you'll hear interesting facts about the human body and the football fans of LA. We take an in-depth look at a trio of games from the week that was Week 1, and Amberish heroically whizzes through the rest of those games, leaving a destructive trail of jokes in his wake.

Then, naturally, the boyz look forward to the Saints @ Panthers, Seahawks @ Titans and Chiefs @ Chargers tilts. Statistical probabilities of victory are of course provided, but not before we reveal our second DESEAN/SHONE/SHAUN OF THE WEEK winner!

Thanks to all who listen, and responding to fan feedback which felt that Ep 29 left out too much of the endearing banter and bullshit that NFL20 is known for, the guys have chucked all that stuff right back in! Rock 'n roll!

Don't forget everyone, you can tweet us @nfl_20, or email us over 140 characters of abuse at nfl20pod@gmail.com. Be like Marta.

Peace out.

Ep 29- Return of the King(s)

Welcome back the fourth biggest NFL studs in the Greater Whetstone area!!

That's right it's Ep 29 of the NFL 20 podcast, Greater Whetstone's fourth most irregular NFL show. After popular demand (three people) demanded our return, we decided to shake off the long, boring off-season, and ignore that snoozeworthy Super Bowl, and get back into action with Week 1 reviews, including the Monday night games which hadn't happened at the time of recording. We called the Saints @ Vikings game slightly wrong, but give Amberish credit for pretty much nailing the Chargers @ Broncos matchup!

Elsewhere, we announce some actual fan-mail (from a GIRL no less), cover Brock Osweiler's handsomeness, and unveil a semi-exciting new weekly award. And if that wasn't enough, we even preview some fiery Week 2 matchups- Patriots @ Saints, Packers @ Falcons, and the Super Bowl preview Eagles @ Chiefs, complete with bettings odds guaranteed to win you money!*. Who needs David Johnson when you have Amberish and Andrew- two fantasy studs! Bwaargh.

This bumper one hour episode goes out to all our loyal fans. Hang about until the end to hear Andrew work remedial tiger penis medicine into an NFL joke! S'brilliant I tell you.

p.s. sorry we didn't make an episode for nine months.


*not guaranteed